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An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, ”If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess”. He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, ”If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.” The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, ”If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want.” Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, ”What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, that I’ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?” The engineer said, ”Look I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that’s cool.”

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Joke #4793 posted in the category: Job jokes.

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young programmer, ”And what starting salary were you looking for?” The programmer said, ”In the neighborhood of $150, 000 a year, depending on the benefit’s package.” The HR Person said, ”Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?” The programmer sat up straight and said, ”Wow!!! Are you kidding?” And the HR Person said, ”Certainly, ... but you started it.”

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Joke #9143 posted in the category: Job jokes.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, ”Why does it work?”

The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, ”How does it work?”

The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, ”How much will it cost?”

The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, ”Do you want fries with that?”

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Joke #9453 posted in the category: Job jokes.

A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn’t been paid, so he asked his collections manager to leave a voice-mail for them saying, ”We can’t ship your new order until you pay for the last one. ” The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call, ”Please cancel the order. We can’t wait that long. ”

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Joke #12267 posted in the category: Job jokes.

Employer: ”In this job we need someone who is responsible.”

Applicant: ”I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

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Joke #12299 posted in the category: Job jokes.

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