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The pilot thought for a second and then said, ”I’ll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you’ll have to pay $10.”

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Joke #4682 posted in the category: Jokes about airplane.

The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, ”I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man.”

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Joke #4683 posted in the category: Jokes about airplane.

”Maybe so,” said the farmer, ”But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out.”

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Joke #4684 posted in the category: Jokes about airplane.

While cruising at 36, 000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window.” Oh no!” he screamed, ”One of the engines just blew up!” Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on the other side. The passengers were in a panic now, and even the stewardesses couldn’t maintain order. Just then, standing tall and smiling confidently, the pilot strode from the cockpit and assured everyone that there was nothing to worry about. His words and his demeanor seemed made most of the passengers feel better, and they sat down as the pilot calmly walked to the door of the aircraft. There, he grabbed several packages from under the seats and began handing them to the flight attendants. Each crew member attached the package to their backs. ”Say,” spoke up an alert passenger, ”Aren’t those parachutes?” The pilot confirmed that they were. The passenger went on, ”But I thought you said there was nothing to worry about?” ”There isn’t,” replied the pilot as a third engine exploded. ”We`re going to get help.”

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Joke #6639 posted in the category: Jokes about airplane.

”Squawks” are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight. Here are some squawks submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.

(P)=PROBLEM (S)=SOLUTION

(P) Left inside main tire almost needs replacement

(S) Almost replaced left inside main tire

(P) Test flight OK, except autoland very rough

(S) Autoland not installed on this aircraft

(P) #2 Propeller seeping prop fluid

(S) #2 Propeller seepage normal - #1 #3 and #4 propellers

lack normal seepage

(P) Something loose in cockpit

(S) Something tightened in cockpit

(P) Evidence of leak on right main landing gear

(S) Evidence removed

(P) DME volume unbelievably loud

(S) Volume set to more believable level

(P) Dead bugs on windshield

(S) Live bugs on order

(P) Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent

(S) Cannot reproduce problem on ground

(P) IFF inoperative

(S) IFF always inoperative in OFF mode

(IFF-Identification Friend or Foe)

(P) Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick

(S) That’s what they’re there for

(P) Number three engine missing

(S) Engine found on right wing after brief search

(P) Aircraft handles funny

(S) Aircraft warned to straighten up, ”fly right” and be serious!

(P) Target Radar hums

(S) Reprogrammed Target Radar with the lyrics

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Joke #6640 posted in the category: Jokes about airplane.

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