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(Noisy pick-up of phone. ) Hi, I’m a burglar and I was just about to steal Troy’s answering machine. If you give me your name and number I’ll... Uh, I’ll post it on the fridge where he`ll see it. Uh... By the way, where did you say you live?

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Joke #65912 posted in the category: Jokes about answering machine message.

Well I finally got an answering machine. Now how does this thing work? Hmmm. Press record button, I did that, and the light should be on. I wonder why it’s not working right. Hmmmm, I wonder what this button does...

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Joke #67077 posted in the category: Jokes about answering machine message.

Hello. This is Ron’s answering machine, Marvin, and I’m so depressed. I have 50, 000 times the memory capacity of my owner, but all I get to do is answer the phone. Life. Don’t talk to me about life. Just leave your name and number after the beep. Here comes the beep, how I hate that beep, it’s so cheery sounding.

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Joke #67078 posted in the category: Jokes about answering machine message.

Thank you for calling Soviet Embassy. No KG... Er, no diplomats are able to answer phone, so at sound of capitalist tone, leave name, telephone number, and short description of secrets you wish to sell.

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Joke #67079 posted in the category: Jokes about answering machine message.

The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade, and the secret password.

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Joke #67080 posted in the category: Jokes about answering machine message.

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