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yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the dogs tail we had to call him beaver

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Joke #2705 posted in the category: Jokes about beaver.

yo mamas so fat she stepped on our dogs tail and we had to rename him beaver

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Joke #2706 posted in the category: Jokes about beaver.

Beaver: Defined A Beaver is a small furry creature that sits on your faceand eats your tongue.

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Joke #2707 posted in the category: Jokes about beaver.

An 80-year-old says to the doctor, ”I’ve never felt better! Life is great and I now have a 20 year-old bride who is

pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?”

The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins.” I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was ina bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting besidethe stream of water. He raised his cane and went ’bang, bang’. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?”

The 80-yearold said, ”I’d say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.”

The doctor replied, ”My point exactly.”

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Joke #2708 posted in the category: Jokes about beaver.

Did you know Lorena Bobbit was related to a very famous person?

He was the kid who played ”Beaver Cleaver.”

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Joke #2709 posted in the category: Jokes about beaver.

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