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A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply I’m just driving this way to get you mad. Keep honking, I’m reloading. Hang up and drive. Guns don’t kill people, postal workers do. Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit. I said ”no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.

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Joke #25457 posted in the category: Jokes about car.

”All generalizations are false.” ”Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.” Seen on an old, beat-up car: ”This is not an abandoned vehicle.” ”Born Free..... Taxed to Death””Cover me. I’m changing lanes.” ”The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.” ”Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep””Work is for people who don’t know how to fish””Montana --- At least our cows are sane!” ”I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.”

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Joke #25458 posted in the category: Jokes about car.

All generalizations are false, including this one. ”Criminal Lawyer” is a redundancy. I. R. S. : We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got! We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse. Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. What is a ”free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free? Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART? Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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Joke #25459 posted in the category: Jokes about car.

Ambivalent? Well yes and no.... Does your train of thought have a caboose? Is it time for your medication or mine? I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck How do I set the laser printer to stun? I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.... Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be...?

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Joke #25460 posted in the category: Jokes about car.

Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular. Santa’s elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses. Air Pollution is a mist-demeaner. Editing is a rewording activity. Make yourself at home..... clean my kitchen Allow me to introduce my selves Better living through denial I’m just working here until a good fast food job opens up.... Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done Too many freaks not enough circuses

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Joke #25461 posted in the category: Jokes about car.

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