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Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking along the beach. Suddenly,-31+
Justin says, ”Aww, Britney, look at the dead birdie.”
Britney looks up at the sky and says, ”Where?!”
Rumours are going around dat posh an michael jackson is having an affair-0+
michael jackson denies this because he was in brooklyn at the time
One day Osama bin laden and one of his followers were on a camel riding through a town.-0+
When they got out of the town Osama Bin Laden got off the camel and lifted up the camels tail and looked at its arse.
The follower said what are you doing?
Osama replied ”A man in the town shouted look at those to arseholes on that camel”!!
I bought a dog the other day. I named him Stay. It’s fun to call him... ”Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!” He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He’s an East German Shepherd. Very disciplined.-0+
When George Washington was a general, why did he-7+
like to have dogs around?
They were very helpful during the
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