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A small boy is sent to bed by his

father...

[Five minutes later]

”Da-ad...”

”What?”

”I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”

”No. You had

your chance. Lights out.”

[Five minutes later]

”Da-aaaad...”

”WHAT?”

”I’m THIRSTY... Can I have a drink of

water??”

”I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!!”

[Five minutes later]

”Daaaa-aaaAAAAD...”

”WHAT??!!”

”When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of

water?”

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Joke #16002 posted in the category: Jokes about parent.

A man speaks frantically into the phone, ”My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”

”Is this her first child?” the doctor queries.

”No, you idiot!” the man shouts. ”This is her husband!”

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Joke #18195 posted in the category: Jokes about parent.

Murphy said to his daughter, ”I want you home by eleven o’clock.”

She said, ”But Father, I’m no longer a child!”

He said, ”I know, that’s why I want you home by eleven.”

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Joke #23756 posted in the category: Jokes about parent.

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously

impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.

The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, ”Johnny, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?”

Johnny burst into tears and confessed, ”I think Mommy ate it!”

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Joke #28770 posted in the category: Jokes about parent.

When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child. The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the older child. It went like this: ”Some parents,” she said, ”tell the older child, `We love you so much we decided to bring another child into this family. ` But think about that. Ladies, what if your husband came home one day and said, `Honey, I love you so much I decided to bring home another wife. `”One of the women spoke up immediately. ”Does she cook???”

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Joke #28771 posted in the category: Jokes about parent.

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