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A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered.

A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, ”Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim.”

The crowd made way for him.

Lying in front of the car was a donkey.

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Joke #1158 posted in the category: Journalist jokes.

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, ”Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, ”NO! I won’t sleep with you tonight!” Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, ”I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology, and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, ”What do you mean $200?!”

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Joke #6999 posted in the category: Journalist jokes.

How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but first he has to rewire the entire building.

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Joke #15060 posted in the category: Journalist jokes.

A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment one day. He submitted the following report to his editor.

”Mrs. Smith was injured in a one-car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her breasts.”

The Editor scolded the new reporter, saying. ”This is a family paper. We don’t use words like breasts around here. Now go back and write something more appropriate!”

The young reporter thought long and hard. Finally he handed the Editor the following report. ”Mrs. Smith was injured in a one-car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her ( o )( o ) ”

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Joke #15582 posted in the category: Journalist jokes.

A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall. Every day when she looks out, she sees an old Jewish man praying vigorously. So, the journalist goes down and introduces herself to the old man.

She asks, ”You come every day to the wall. How long have you done that and what are you praying for?” The old man replies, ”I have come here to pray every day for 25 years. In the morning I pray for world peace and then for the brotherhood of man. I go home have a cup of tea and I come back and pray for the eradication of illness and disease from the earth.”

The journalist is amazed. ”How does it make you feel to come here every day for 25 years and pray for these things?” she asks.

The old man looks at her sadly. ”Like I’m talking to a wall.”

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Joke #20956 posted in the category: Journalist jokes.

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