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judge gave a defendant 40 years in the pen. the man pleaded ”judge i can’t do 40 years!” . the judge answered ”well go on up there and do the best you can.”

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Joke #9542 posted in the category: Judge jokes.

People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.

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Joke #12301 posted in the category: Judge jokes.

Insurance Company
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against.... get this.... fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, and having yet to make a single premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated that he had lost the cigars in ”a series of small fires.” The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in a normal fashion. The man sued... and won!! In delivering his ruling, the judge stated that since the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable, and also guaranteed that it would insure the cigars against fire, without defining what it considered to be ”unacceptable fire,” it was obligated to compensate the insured for his loss. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the judge’s ruling and paid the man $15, 000 for the rare cigars he lost in ”the fires.” After the man cashed his check, however, the insurance company had him arrested... on 24 counts of arson! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used as evidence against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning the rare cigars and sentenced to 24 consecutive one year terms.

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Joke #14355 posted in the category: Judge jokes.

Insurance Company

A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against.... get this.... fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, and having yet to make a single premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated that he had lost the cigars in ”a series of small fires.” The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in a normal fashion. The man sued... and won!! In delivering his ruling, the judge stated that since the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable, and also guaranteed that it would insure the cigars against fire, without defining what it considered to be ”unacceptable fire,” it was obligated to compensate the insured for his loss. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal proces

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Joke #14358 posted in the category: Judge jokes.

A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard.

When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the rest of the afternoon and he would have to return the next day.

”What for?!?!?” he snapped at the judge.

His honor, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query, roared out loud: ”Twenty dollars contempt of court! That’s why!”

Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge relented:

”That’s all right. You don’t have to pay now.”

The young man replied, ”I know. But I’m just seeing if I have enough for two more words.”

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Joke #18211 posted in the category: Judge jokes.

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