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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, ”Why is the bride dressed in white?” ”Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.” The child thought about this for a moment then said, ”So why the groom wearing black?”

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Joke #8701 posted in the category: Kids Quotes.

Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, ”My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.”

The second boy says, ”That’s nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.”

Little Johnny says, ”I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon. and it takes eight people to collect all the money!”

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Joke #8963 posted in the category: Kids Quotes.

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, ”Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?” The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. ”I can’t, dear,” she said. ”I have to sleep in Daddy’s room.” A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: ”The big sissy.”

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Joke #9129 posted in the category: Kids Quotes.

Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to

his father’s

annoyance.

’Teddy,’ he called, ’how many more

times have I got to tell you to

come down the stairs quietly? Now,

go back up and come down like a

civilised human being.’

There

was a silence, and Teddy reappeared in the front room.

’That’s

better,’ said his father. ’Now will you always come down

stairs like

that?’

’Suits me,’ said Teddy. ’I slid down the bannister.’

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Joke #29567 posted in the category: Kids Quotes.

A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem.
A small child replied, ”They couldn’t get a baby-sitter. ”

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Joke #44810 posted in the category: Kids Quotes.

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