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One day, Gramma sent her grandson Peter down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma’s kitchen.

”Now, where’s my bucket and my water?” Gramma asked him.

”I can’t get any water from that water hole, Gramma” cried Peter. ”There’s a big ol’ alligator down there!”

”Now don’t you mind that ol’ alligator, Peter. He’s been there for a few years now, and he’s never hurt no one. Why, he’s probably as scared of you as you are of him!”

”Well, Gramma,” replied Peter. ”If he’s as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain’t fit to drink!”

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Joke #107 posted in the category: Kids jokes.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ”That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!”

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ”The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: ”You go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

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Joke #111 posted in the category: Kids jokes.

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.

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Joke #133 posted in the category: Kids jokes.

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: ”What does the cow say?” Child: ”Moo!” Mother: ”Great! What does the cat say?” Child: ”Meow.” Mother: ”Oh, you’re so smart! What does the frog say?” And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, ”Bud.”

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Joke #148 posted in the category: Kids jokes.

What is a chameleon’s motto?

A change is as good as a rest!

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Joke #168 posted in the category: Kids jokes.

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