King Kong Joke 1
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. ”How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50. 00. ”That’s a bit much,” said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30. 00. ”That’s still quite a bit,” Tim complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15. 00 bottle. ”What I mean,” said Tim, ”is I d like to see something really cheap.” The clerk handed him a mirror.
King Kong Joke 2
Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare.
King Kong Joke 3
What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!
King Kong Joke 4
What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben? He found time-consuming.
King Kong Joke 5
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
King Kong Joke 6
What’s big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.
King Kong Joke 7
How can you mend King Kong’s arm if he’s twisted it? With a monkey wrench.
King Kong Joke 8
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.
King Kong Joke 9
What is as big as King Kong but doesn’t weigh anything? King Kong’s shadow.
King Kong Joke 10
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.
King Kong Joke 11
Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.
King Kong Joke 12
What’s brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm
King Kong Joke 13
Why didn’t King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn’t like Chinese food.
King Kong Joke 14
Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.
King Kong Joke 15
What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord.
King Kong Joke 16
If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he’s a beef-eater.
King Kong Joke 17
What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.
King Kong Joke 18
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don’t know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
King Kong Joke 19
Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.
King Kong Joke 20
What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.
King Kong Joke 21
What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don’t monkey with him.
King Kong Joke 22
What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.
King Kong Joke 23
What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.
King Kong Joke 24
What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.
King Kong Joke 25
Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.
King Kong Joke 26
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
King Kong Joke 27
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.
King Kong Joke 28
What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? ”Are you my mother?”
King Kong Joke 29
If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong.
King Kong Joke 30
What is big hairy and can fly? King Kongcorde!
King Kong Joke 31
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin? A lid!
King Kong Joke 32
What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? ”Oops! King Kong ring wrong.”