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Knock Knock jokes # 810

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.

When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says,

"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

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Joke # 810 from category: Knock Knock jokes.


Knock Knock jokes # 2952

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther Bunny.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna nother Esther bunny.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stella.
Stella who?
Stella nother Esther bunny.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad there are no more esther bunnies???!!!

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Joke # 2952 from category: Knock Knock jokes.


Knock Knock jokes # 2955

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Easter.

Easter who?

It the Easter Bunny.

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Stella.

Stella who?

Stella another Easter Bunny.

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Cargo truck went beep-beep all over the Easter Bunny.

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry, Easter Bunny will be back next year.

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Joke # 2955 from category: Knock Knock jokes.


Knock Knock jokes # 4594

Knock Knock

Who's there!

Elephant!

Elephand who?

Elephant A. Sizes about being a Hollywood star!

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Joke # 4594 from category: Knock Knock jokes.


Knock Knock jokes # 5362

Knock Knock

Who's there!

Insect!

Insect who?

Insect your name here!

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Joke # 5362 from category: Knock Knock jokes.

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