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Laloo, Rabri and his son

were returning from south by train.

Laloo was ccupying the lower berth,

Rabri the middle berth and

his son the top most berth in the train compartment.

The train stopped at one of the stations

on the way back and the

son asked Laloo to bring him a Cadburys chocolate.

When Laloo and his son returned

they found that a South Indian who couldn’t

understand Hindi had occupied his son’s berth.

Upset and angry, Laloo called the Ticket checker & asked him to

help.

The Ticket checker said that he could not understand

Hindi or Bihari so it would be nice

if Laloo explained the whole

situation

to him in English.

So Laloo explained,

”That man sleeping on top of my wife is not

giving birth

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Joke #23604 posted in the category: Laloo jokes.

An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the

senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed

by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings. He asked

”How can you afford all this on a meagre senator’s salary?”

The senator smiled knowingly and took him to the window.

”Can you see the river?”

”Yes”

”Can you see the bridge over it?”

”Of course”, said the minister.

”10 percent”, said the senator smugly.

Some time later, he had occasion to pay a return visit. The Indian

minister lavished all hospitality on him. When they came to his

house, the American was stunned by the huge palace the minister had

built, glittering with precious art, hundreds of servants etc. etc.

”How can you possibly afford this, on a salary in RS?’ , he asked.

The minister called him to the window.

”See the river over there?”

”Sure”, cried the senator.

”Can you see the bridge over it?”

The senator looked, was confused, peered closely and said -

”No, I don’t see any bridge.”

”100 percent”, said the minister!!

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Joke #23659 posted in the category: Laloo jokes.

(The joke is mix of English and Hindi words)

Laloo Yadav’s car is driving along a back country road on the way back to Patna, when all of a sudden a piglet jumps out in front of the car...

The piglet dies on the spot. Laloo, upset, tells the chauffeur to go find the owner of the piglet so that he can pay the damages...

The driver is gone for two hours and when he comes back, he has a bag full of money, and a wondering look on his face. Laloo wants to know what happened.

The driver tells him ”Hum jab gaanv me pahuncha to dekha kuchh log ped ke niche baithe hain. Jub hum unko bataya ki kya hua hai, tab sare log jama ho gaye. Humko laga ki aaj to hamari pitayee hogee. Par hum dekha ki sare log paisa jama kar rahe hain. Hum socha ki ye sara piasa wo janvar ke malik ke liye hai. Par un logo ne saara paisa hamein de diya, aur kaha ”bahut achchha kaam kiya hai re bhaiya”

Laloo says ”Sasoor ka natee, Theek theek bata. Tu unko kya bola tha? ”

The driver replies ”Hum kaha ki hum Laloo Yadav ka driver hoon aur hum sooar ka bachcha ko maar diya hoon”

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Joke #26028 posted in the category: Laloo jokes.

LA LOO JOKES

* What do they call French Toilet in Bihar?

La loo

* Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo ”WAIT SIR” for which Laloo replied ”65Kgs” and moved on...

* Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them ”Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...” . The man at the other end replies ”One second sir...” and Laloo immediately replies ”thank you” and puts the phone down.

* Laloos family planning policy..

”Don’t have more than two children in one year”

* At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo’s left tells the bartender, ”JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE.” & the man’s companion says, ”JACK DANIELS, SINGLE.” The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, ”AND YOU, SIR?” Laloo replies: ”LALOO YADAV, MARRIED.”

* After having become the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to pose for a picture. To show he is down to earth CM he decides to pose along with a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION ”Laloo, third from left”

* Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Embssary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, ”Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan.” Laloo was very surprised. ”You Japanese are very inepicient,” he stated ”Give me three days and I will turn Japan into Bihar”

* A reporter asked Laloo ”What is the main reason for a divorce?”

”Marriage”

* Laloo returns from a US tour. As he completes his press conference and is about to leave, he goes, ”I would like to thank the president of the United States from the bottom of my heart and my wife’s bottom too”/

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Joke #35004 posted in the category: Laloo jokes.

Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo ”WAIT SIR” for which Laloo replied ”65Kgs” and moved on...

What do they call French Toilet in Bihar?

La loo

* Laloos family planning policy..

”Don’t have more than two children in one year”

* A reporter asked Laloo ”What is the main reason for a divorce?”

”Marriage”

At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo’s left tells the bartender, ”JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE.” & the man’s companion says, ”JACK DANIELS, SINGLE.” The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, ”AND YOU, SIR?”

Laloo replies: ”LALOO YADAV, MARRIED.”

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Joke #73817 posted in the category: Laloo jokes.

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