Foreign LanguageA mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse goes, ”BARK!” and the catruns away.” See?” says the mother mouse to her baby. ”Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”-2+
Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it’s weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
Spelling PoemEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques four my revueMiss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a wordAnd weight four it two sayWeather eye am wrong oar writeIt shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maidIt nose bee fore two longAnd eye can put the error riteIts rare lea ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw itI am shore your pleased two noIts letter perfect awl the weighMy chequer tolled me sew.-0+
A Swiss guy visiting Sydney, Australia, pulls up at a bus stop where two locals are waiting. ”Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?” he asks. The two Aussies just stare at him.” Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?” he tries. The two continue to stare.” Parlare Italiano?” No response.” Hablan ustedes Espanol?” Still nothing. The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted. The first Aussie turns to the second and says, ”Y`know, maybe we should learn a foreign language.” ”Why?” says the other. ”That guy knew four languages, and it didn’t do him any good.”-0+