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Q. What’s the Cuban national anthem?
A. ”Row, row, row your boat...”

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Joke #9025 posted in the category: Latin American jokes.

Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympics team?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is already in America!

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Joke #9780 posted in the category: Latin American jokes.

Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the

second. ”You know, we could make a lot of money running our own

bungee-jumping service in Mexico.” The second guy thinks this is

a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything

they’ll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they

are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly,

more and more people gather to watch them at work.

The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when

he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts

and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn’t able catch him,

he falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is

bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him. The first

guy falls again and bounces back up.

This time, he comes back pretty messed up - he’s got a couple of

broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, the second guy

finally catches him this time and says, ”What happened? Was the

cord too long?” . The first guy says, ”No, the cord was fine, but

what the heck is a pinata?”

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Joke #22696 posted in the category: Latin American jokes.

There are three men around a fire, a cowboy a mexican and an

Indian. The Indian stands up and says, ”We were once many but

now we are few.” The Mexican stands up and says, ”We were once

few and now we are many.” Then the cowboy stands and says,

”That’s because we haven’t played cowboys and Mexicans yet.”

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Joke #23651 posted in the category: Latin American jokes.

A Russian, a Mexican, and Texan are out riding horses.

The Russian pulls out an expensive bottle of Vodka, takes a long

draught, then another and suddenly throws it into the air, pulls

out his gun and shoots the bottle in midair.

The Mexican looks at him and says, ”What are you doing? That was

a perfectly good bottle of Vodka!”

The Russian says, ”In Russia, there is plenty of Vodka and the

bottles are cheap.”

A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Mexican pulls out

a bottle of Tequila, takes a few sips, throws the Tequila into

the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it in midair.

The Texan can’t believe his eyes, ”What the hell did you do that

for? That was a perfectly good bottle of Tequila!”

The Mexican says, ”In Mexico, we have plenty of Tequila and

bottles are cheap.”

So, awhile later, the Texan pulls out a bottle of Beer. He opens

it, takes a sip, and then chugs the whole bottle. He then puts

the bottle in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, and shoots the

Mexican.

The Russian, shocked, says, ”Why the hell did you do that?!”

The Texan replies, ”In Texas, we have plenty of Mexicans and the

bottles are worth a nickel.”

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Joke #24367 posted in the category: Latin American jokes.

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