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Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton were watching the 6 o’clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. Lindsay turns to the Paris and says, ” I bet you $50 the man is going to jump.” Paris replies, ”Okay you’re on.” Sure enough, the man jumps, and Paris Hilton gives the Lindsay Lohan $50. Lindsay says, ”I can’t accept this money. I watched the 5 o’clock news and saw the man jump then.” ”No, you have to take it,” says Paris. ”I watched the 5 o’clock news too, but I didn’t think he would do it again.”

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Joke #29808 posted in the category: Lindsay Lohan jokes.

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, ”Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?” The agent replies, ”Just a minute...” ”Thank you,” the blonde says, and hangs up.

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Joke #30161 posted in the category: Lindsay Lohan jokes.

Lindsay Lohan is travelling from Kansas City to Toronto for the shooting of her new Movie A Woman of No Importance.

Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, ”Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.”

Thirty minutes later the captain announced, ”One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don’t worry... we can fly

just fine on two engines.”

An hour later the captain announced, ”One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don’t worry... we still have

one engine left.”

Lindsay Lohan turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, ”If we lose one more engine, we’ll be up here all day!”

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Joke #30162 posted in the category: Lindsay Lohan jokes.

What did Lindsay Lohan say while she was losing her virginity?

Get off me Pop! You’re crushing my smokes.

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Joke #30163 posted in the category: Lindsay Lohan jokes.

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