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Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?-0+
A. When it’s time to go back to his childhood, he’s already there.
Why can’t men get Mad Cow Disease?-0+
Because they are all PIGS!
Why do women fake orgasms? Because men fake foreplay.-0+
A man walks into a bar and finds a Genie in a lamp. The Genie will only grant him one wish. The man wishes to be a million times smarter than any man on earth. *POOF* the Genie turns him into a woman!-0+
Why is your face all scratched?-0+
said it with flowers.
Not really, she hit me round
the head with a bunch of thorny roses
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