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Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
A. When it’s time to go back to his childhood, he’s already there.

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Joke #1052 posted in the category: Male vs Female jokes.

Why can’t men get Mad Cow Disease?

Because they are all PIGS!

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Joke #1607 posted in the category: Male vs Female jokes.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because men fake foreplay.

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Joke #9211 posted in the category: Male vs Female jokes.

A man walks into a bar and finds a Genie in a lamp. The Genie will only grant him one wish. The man wishes to be a million times smarter than any man on earth. *POOF* the Genie turns him into a woman!

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Joke #10100 posted in the category: Male vs Female jokes.

Why is your face all scratched?

My girlfriend

said it with flowers.

How romantic.

Not really, she hit me round

the head with a bunch of thorny roses

!

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Joke #11912 posted in the category: Male vs Female jokes.

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