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Howard was feeling guilty all day long. No matter how he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

Every once in a while he’d hear a soothing voice trying to reassure him - ”Howard, don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients and you won’t be the last.”

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality -”Howard, you’re a veterinarian.”

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Joke #704 posted in the category: Medicine jokes.

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.

”Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night.”

”Have you tried counting sheep?”

”That’s the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it!”

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Joke #861 posted in the category: Medicine jokes.

Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
A. When it’s time to go back to his childhood, he’s already there.

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Joke #1052 posted in the category: Medicine jokes.

A man walks into a doctor’s office.

He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a

banana in

his right ear.

”What’s the matter with me?” he asks the

doctor.

The doctor replies, ”You’re not eating properly.”

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Joke #1177 posted in the category: Medicine jokes.

WHAT DO ANTS TAKE WHEN THEY NEED MEDICINE?

ANTIBIOTICS!

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Joke #2554 posted in the category: Medicine jokes.

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