A Mexican walks into a bakery and asks, ”Excuse me, may I have a bum, please?” The baker laughs and says, ”Oh, you must mean a bun, sure, here you go.” The Mexican next goes to the hardware store. He asks the clerk, ”Excuse me, can I get a fucket here?” The clerk laughs and says, ”Oh, you must mean a bucket. Of course!” The Mexican then goes to a pet shop. He asks the manager, ”May i have a Cockandspankit?” The manager laughs and says. ”I think i misunderstood you, you must mean a Cockerspaniel. On his way home, the Mexican loses the leash on his dog. The Mexican frantically runs after it and yells at a woman and asks, ”Can you please hold my bum and fuck it, while I go get my cock and spank it?”-5+
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says ” We`re having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive” The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers ”God Save The Queen” and jumps. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers ”Viva La France” and he also jumps. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers ”Remember the Alamo” and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.-16+
There Was A Mom Skunk And A Mom Duck And They Both Had A Baby.
the Two Mothers Get Ran Over And Killed. Then The Baby Duck Starts To Cry, The Baby Skunk Goes Over To Him And Asks Him, ”what’s Wrong?” the Duck
said,”i Don’t Know What Animal I Am.”well,”said The Skunk,”you Have An
orange Bill, lellow Feathers, And Webbed Feet, sooo, your A Duck.”then Out Of
nowhere The Skunk Starts To Cry.”what’s The Matter”said The Duck.”i Don’t Know What Animal I Am.” The Duck Then Says”well, You Are Half White,
half Black, And You Smell Like Shit, soooo You Are A Mexican.
Q: What Were The 2 Mexican Firefighting Brother’s Names?
A: Hose A And Hose B
jose Arrives At The Mexican Border On His Bike With 2 Huge Bags Over His Shoulders. The Guard Stops Him And Asks: ”what’s In The Bags?”
”senior, It’s Only Sand.” Replies Jose.
”sand??? Well, We’ll Just See About That - Get Off The Bike!”
the Guard Takes The Bags, Rips Them Open, Empties Them Out And Finds Nothing In Them... except Sand. Detaining Jose Overnight, The Sand Is Analysed, But Only To Discover It Is In Fact Simply Sand.
jose Is Released, The Sand Is Put Into New Bags And Placed On Jose’s Shoulders, And He Is Let Across The Border.
next Day, Same Thing Happens. The Guard Asks: ”what You Got There?”
”sand,” Says Jose.
a Thorough Examination Of The Bags Again Shows There To Be Nothing But Sand, And Subsequently Jose Is Allowed To Ride Across The Border.
for A Whole Year This Continues Until One Day Jose Doesn’t Show Up, And The Guard Discovers Him In A Cantina In Mexico.
”hey, Bud,” Says The Guard, ”i Know You’re Smuggling Something. For A Year It’s Driven Me Crazy. It’s All I Can Think About... I Can’t Get Sleep, The Kids Are Getting Neglected... heck, Even The Dog Senses I’m Beginning To Lose It! Between You And Me, Just What Are You Smuggling?”
jose Sips His Beer, Smiles And Replies: ”bicycles...”