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Rumours are going around dat posh an michael jackson is having an affair

michael jackson denies this because he was in brooklyn at the time

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Joke #2120 posted in the category: Michael Jackson jokes.

Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with

20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doomed to crash. The plane has

only 20 parachutes. Nelson Mandela, as a great humanitarian says that

children should have them. Bill Clinton gets panicky and shouts, ”SCREW

THE CHILDREN!!” Michael Jackson’s face lights up and he shouts, ”YES,

YES!! But do we have enough time?”

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Joke #6528 posted in the category: Michael Jackson jokes.

Pope Benedict 16th, Osama Bin Laden, & Michael Jacskon Are On A Small Plane With 3 Boy Scouts And A Single Pilot.

a Huge Problem Occured When The Pilot Died Of A Sudden Heart Attack, And The Plane Spun Out Of Control. Even Worse, It Emerged That There Were Only 3 Parachuctes To Go Between 6 People. The Pope Spoke First. ”i Think We Should Give Them To The Boy Scouts”

bin Laden Said ”what! - No Way, Screw The Boy Scouts!” - Michael Jackson’s Face Lit Up Immediately - ”is There Time For That?.......”

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Joke #6694 posted in the category: Michael Jackson jokes.

Q. What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A. Get out of my sun!

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Joke #7136 posted in the category: Michael Jackson jokes.

what times bed time in michael jacksons never, never land ranch? when the big hand touches the little hand

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Joke #7966 posted in the category: Michael Jackson jokes.

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