A Woman Walks Into The Doctor’s Office For A Mammogram.
the Doctor Says: ”take Off Your Shirt And Sit On The Table.”
the Woman Takes Off Her Shirt And The Doctor Notices An H Is Imprinted Into Her Chest. When He Asks Her About It The Woman Says: ”my Husband Went To Harvard, And When We Have Sex He Likes To Wear His Jacket. After So Many Years Of Marriage, It Just Kinda Stayed.” ”oh,” Says The Doctor, ”i Understand.”
the Next Woman Comes In And Takes Off Her Shirt And She Has A Y In The Same Spot. The Doctor Says: ”let Me Guess, Your Husband Went To Yale?” ”yes,” The Woman Says, ”how Did You Know?” ”i’m A Doctor,” He Says, ”i’m Supposed To Know These Things.”
the Next Woman Comes In And Takes Off Her Shirt. She Has A Large M, Just To The Side Of Her Belly Button. The Doctor Says, ”let Me Guess... you Husband Went To Michigan.” ”no,” She Says ”wisconsin”
A Michigan State trooper pulled a car over on US 23 about 2 miles north of the Michigan/Indiana State line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Ft. Wayne, IN to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn’t want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn’t give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn’t have anything to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy from Michigan got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, ’You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain’t no way I can pass that test.’