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The Camel

In a far away middle eastern country, a brigade of American soldiers were stationed at a camp, outside of town. A new brigade commander comes over to take up command after the earlier one retires.

He asks the sargeant to take him around the camp, so he can familiarise himself. They go all around the camp and comes to closed shed. The commander inquires what’s inside. The sergeant says there is a camel inside.

When the commander asks why the sergeant hesitates a bit and goes in to an explanation with a embarrassed face, ”Well sir our men are far away from their wives and girlfriends, so when they don’t do it for a long time it can get very frustrating, so we use the camel to..”

The commander bursts out furiously ”That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard, I command you to halt this immediately. We are a fighting unit, not a bunch of wild animals!” he yells and walks away steaming. Time goes by and the commander starts feeling the effects of being away from his own wife.

So he goes and meets the sergeant in private and asks ”Is the camel still there?” with a desperate look on his face. The sergeant smiles knowingly and nods, ”Yes sir. The camel will be available this evening sir!” So at the said time the commander walks in to the shed after making sure that no one sees him. There he finds a very cute looking camel. Beside the the camel he finds a small stool also.

He keeps the stool behind the camel, gets on it, lowers his trouser and starts making love to the animal. The camel starts wondering what’s happening with a very bewildered look on it’s cute face.

Just then the sergeant walks in to the shed wondering why the commander was getting late. he seems somewhat taken back with what he sees.

But very politely he asks ”Sir wouldn’t it have been more comfortable for you to use the camel to go in to the town and pick up a girl as everybody else does.....?”

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Joke #3002 posted in the category: Middle Eastern jokes.

Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One

sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just

before take-off a fat, little Jewish guy got on and took the

aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled

his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat

said, ”I think I’ll go up and get a Coke.” (Shuttle flights do

not have cabin attendants, but you probably knew that. ) ”No

problem,” said the Jew. ”I’ll get it for you.” While he was gone

the Arab picked up the Jew’s shoe and spit in it.

The Jew brought back the coke, when the other Arab said, ”That

looks good. Think I’ll have one too.” Again, the Jew obligingly

goes to fetch it, and while he is gone the Arab picks up the

other shoe and spits in it.

The Jew returns with the coke, and they all sit back and enjoy

the short flight. When the plane was landing the Jew slipped his

feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. ”How

long must this go on?” he asked. ”This enmity between our

peoples... this hatred... your spitting in my shoes and me

pissing in your Coke?”

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Joke #22902 posted in the category: Middle Eastern jokes.

One day a Florist goes for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to

pay the Barber and the barber replies: ’I am Sorry, I cannot

accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service’. The

Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the

Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you Card and a

dozen roses waiting at his door. A Cop goes for a haircut and he

also goes to pay the Barber and the barber replies: ’I am Sorry,

I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service’.

The Cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the

Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you Card and a

dozen Donuts waiting at his door. An Indian goes for a haircut

and he also goes to pay the Barber and barber replies; ’I’m

Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community

Service’. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his

shop, Guess what he finds there - A dozen Indians waiting for a

free haircut......

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Joke #23652 posted in the category: Middle Eastern jokes.

What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn’t believe in retaliation:

1. Engage in conversation, and ask if military force is appropriate.

2. When he says ”No,” ask, ”Why not?”

3. Wait until he says something to the effect of ”Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not cause more violence.”

4. When he’s in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can.

5. When he gets back up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that would be awful and he should not cause more violence.

6. Wait until he agrees, and has pledged not to commit additional violence.

7. Punch him in the face again, harder this time.

8. Repeat steps 5 through 8 until he understands that sometimes it is necessary to punch back.

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Joke #24562 posted in the category: Middle Eastern jokes.

How can you tell when an Afghanistan boy becomes and Afghanistan

man?

He takes the diaper off his ass and puts it on his head.

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Joke #24563 posted in the category: Middle Eastern jokes.

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