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Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson
after the fight?
A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

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Joke #1188 posted in the category: Mike Tyson jokes.

What did Mike Tyson say after he bit Holyfield’s ear?

Got milk?

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Joke #9897 posted in the category: Mike Tyson jokes.

One day a lady went to get 2 tattoos done. One of Mike Tyson on

the inside of her upper right leg and one of Oscar de la Hoya on

her upper left leg. When the tattoos were done she was not

satisfied and decided to file charges on the man who made the

tattoos. On the first day of the court case the judge asked the

woman to explain her point of view of the story, and so she did.

Then the judge asked her politely to lay on the table and spread

her legs open, and so she did. (she did not like to wear panties

and so she didn’t have any on that day and she did not shave

that day either) The judge went closer to her and looked closely

at the tattoos, he then said ”well that certainly does not look

like Mike Tyson and that certainly does not look like Oscar de

la Hoya but that certainly looks identical to Don King.

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Joke #11717 posted in the category: Mike Tyson jokes.

One day a lady walked into a tattoo parlor and asked the tattoo

artist, ”Are you good?” He replies, ”But of course!” She said,

”I need a tattoo of Mike Tyson on my left inner thigh and a

tattoo of Riddick Bowe on my right inner thigh. But I won’t pay

if they don’t look like them.” The tattoo artist agreed to the

condition. She undressed and he started the tattoos.

After he finished the tattoos, she said, ”Let’s ask the next

person who walks in whether they look like Mike Tyson and

Riddick Bowe.” A little while later a man walks in. She spread

her legs and asked the man, ”Do they look like Mike Tyson and

Riddick Bowe?” The man replied, ”I don’t know, but that son of a

bitch in the middle sure looks like Don King.”

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Joke #11787 posted in the category: Mike Tyson jokes.

Mike Tyson Virus

quits after one byte

The Ellen Degeneres Virus

your IBM suddenly claims it’s a MAC

Titanic Virus

makes your whole computer go down

Disney Virus

everything in the computer goes Goofy

Prozac Virus

screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn’t care

Kevorkian Virus

searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them

Oprah Winfrey Virus

your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB

AT & T Virus

every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting

MCI Virus

every 3 minutes it reminds you that you’re paying too much for the AT & T Virus

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Joke #16583 posted in the category: Mike Tyson jokes.

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