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Cat and MouseThere was a cat and a mouse who went to heaven, and they were there at the same time. Well, the mouse approaches God’s throne, and God asks him, ”So, how do you like it up here?” The mouse says, ”It’s nice, but could I get a pair of roller skates?” God says, ”Sure.” So, the mouse gets his roller skates. Well, the next day, the cat approaches God’s throne, and the same question is directed at him. So, he answers, ”It’s great! I didn’t know you had meals on wheels up here!”

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Joke #3108 posted in the category: Mouse jokes.

Foreign LanguageA mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse goes, ”BARK!” and the catruns away.” See?” says the mother mouse to her baby. ”Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”

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Joke #3116 posted in the category: Mouse jokes.

Why did the cat put oil on the mouse? Because it squeaked.

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Joke #3134 posted in the category: Mouse jokes.

Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the
mouse? -
A: Catch.

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Joke #3198 posted in the category: Mouse jokes.

Q: What kind
of work does a weak cat do? -
A: Light mouse work.

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Joke #3199 posted in the category: Mouse jokes.

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