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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

”My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.” , says Little Red Riding Hood.

The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!!!

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.

”My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf.” , says Little Red Riding Hood.

Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away.

About 2 miles down the track, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.

”My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf.” , taunts Little Red Riding Hood.

With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams...

”Will you fuck off, I’m trying to take a shit”!


Joke #1136 posted in the category: Movie and TV jokes.

A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered.

A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, ”Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim.”

The crowd made way for him.

Lying in front of the car was a donkey.


Joke #1158 posted in the category: Movie and TV jokes.

Following a woman with a dog out of the movie theater, a man stopped her and said, ”I’m sorry to bother you, but I was amazed that your dog seemed to get into the movie so much. He cried at the right spots, moved nervously at the boring spots, and laughed like crazy at the funny parts. Don’t you find that unusual?” ”Yes,” she replied. ”I find it very unusual. Especially considering that he hated the book!”


Joke #3950 posted in the category: Movie and TV jokes.

For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.

Handing the attendant $1. 50, he couldn’t help but comment, ”The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents.”

”Well, sir,” the attendant replied with a grin, ”You’re really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now..”


Joke #8686 posted in the category: Movie and TV jokes.

Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies


1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

2. You with your thick face have hurt my instep.

3. Gun wounds again?

4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

5. A normal person wouldn’t steal pituitaries.

6. Damn, I’ll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

7. Take my advice, or I’ll spank you without pants.

8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

9. Quiet or I’ll blow your throat up.

10. You always use violence. I should’ve ordered glutinous rice chicken.

11. I’ll fire aimlessly if you don’t come out!

12. You daring lousy guy.

13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!

14. I have been scared sh*tless too much lately.

15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg’s hair!

16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?

19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am

sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them

out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.

20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short

rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a

thorough extermination.

21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up

together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate

feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.


Joke #14710 posted in the category: Movie and TV jokes.

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