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Two bass players were engaged for a run of Carmen. After a couple of weeks, they agreed each to take an afternoon off in turn to go and watch the matinee performance from the front of house. Joe duly took his break; back in the pit that evening, Moe asked how it was. ”Great,” says Joe. ”You know that bit where the music goes `BOOM Boom Boom Boom’--well there are some guys up top singing a terrific song about a Toreador at the same time.”

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Joke #27882 posted in the category: Musical Instrument jokes.

What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool.

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Joke #27905 posted in the category: Musical Instrument jokes.

What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians? A drummer.

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Joke #27906 posted in the category: Musical Instrument jokes.

Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? So you don’t have to retrain the drummers.

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Joke #27907 posted in the category: Musical Instrument jokes.

Q: How many
bass players does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: None. The piano player can do that with his

left hand.

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Joke #27987 posted in the category: Musical Instrument jokes.

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