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There’s a new comic book where Batman goes after Osama Bin Laden.

And you thought radical Muslims hated cartoons before?

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Joke #49565 posted in the category: Muslims jokes.

Man In Leeds Has Been Caught Throwing Petrol Bombs @ Muslims, When Asked What He Was Doing He Replied About 20 To The Gallon!

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Joke #104729 posted in the category: Muslims jokes.

Q. )How do you break a muslim guys finger?
A. ) Punch him in the nose

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Joke #108053 posted in the category: Muslims jokes.

Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter said ”Sorry, only Christians are allowed in Heaven.”

The Muslims said ”But we are good Christians!”

St. Peter replied ”Okay, if you’re good Christians then tell me what is Easter?”

The first Muslim went up to St. Peter and said ”I know! I’m a good Christian! Easter was when the Jesus man dressed up in a white bunny suit and hopped around delivering eggs to children!”

St. Peter shook his head, and said ”Next!”

The second Muslim guy then came up and said ”I know! I’m a good Christian! Easter was when the Jesus man dressed up in a red and white suit and flied around delivering presents to good children!”

St. Peter sighed, and said ”Next!”

So the last Muslim guy comes up to old St. Peter and says ”Oh, I know! I’m a good Christian! Easter was when the Jesus man died on the cross for the people, and they buried him in a cave. After three days the Jesus man got up, went out of the cave, saw his shadow, and there was 6 more weeks of winter!”

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Joke #115456 posted in the category: Muslims jokes.

An arab calls the startrek producer and asks why aren’t there

any arab’s on the show? Because its in the future.

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Joke #117107 posted in the category: Muslims jokes.

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