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Q: How Many Navy Guys Does It Take To Screw-in A Lightbulb
A: 2 But I Dont Know How They Got In Their


Joke #107090 posted in the category: Navy jokes.

How Do You Separate The Men From The Boys In The Navy?

with A Crobar!


Joke #107091 posted in the category: Navy jokes.

A soldier, a marine, and an airman got into a fight about which service is best. The fight was so heated, that they killed each other. Soon, they found themselves in Heaven. They see St. Peter walk by and ask, ? WhichBranch of Service is the best?? St. Peter replied, ? I can’t answer that. But, I will ask God what He thinks the next time I see Him.? Some time later, the three see St. Peter again and ask him if he was able to find theanswer. Suddenly, a dove landed on St. Peter’s shoulder. The dove was carrying a note inits beak. St. Peter opened the note and read it out loud to the three fellows: ? Gentlemen: All the Branches of the Service are? Honorable and Noble?. Each oneof you has served your country well. Be proud of that. (signed)GOD, USN (Ret. )?


Joke #115347 posted in the category: Navy jokes.

Why Did The Navy Change From Using Bar Soap To Using Powder Soap?

cuz It Takes Longer To Pick Up!!


Joke #133725 posted in the category: Navy jokes.

There Was A Male And A Female Whale Swimming Through The Ocean. They Were Starving And Hadn’t Eaten In Days.

so The Male Says To The Female, ”i Have An Idea! We’ll Find One Of Those Big Ships, I’ll Go On One Side And You Go On The Other. We’ll Blow Water Onto The Ship And Sink It. As The Men Jump Off...... whala, Dinner!”

so She Agrees, And They Find Themselves A Ship. As Planned, She Goes On One Side Of The Ship And Him On The Other. They Begin To Blow Water Onto The Ship. As He Explained, The Men Started Jumping Overboard. He Went Around Eatting Them Up And Looks Over And Sees Her Just Watching. He Swims Over And Asks, ”what Are You Doing? Why Aren’t You Eatting?”

and She Says,” i Told You Before! I Dont Mind A Good Blow Job Every Once In Awhile, But I Draw The Line At Swallowing Seaman!”


Joke #133726 posted in the category: Navy jokes.

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