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Lena once had two chickens. One of them got terribly sick. So she killed the other one to make soup to get the first one well again.

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Joke #3328 posted in the category: Ole and Lena jokes.

Lars asked Ole, ”Do ya know da difference between a Norvegian and a canoe?” ”No, I don’t,” said Ole.” A canoe will sometimes tip,” explained Lars.

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Joke #14513 posted in the category: Ole and Lena jokes.

One night, Ole and Lena were fast asleep when all of a sudden the phone rings. Ole wakens and goes to answer it. ”How the heck should I know, that’s a thousand miles away!!” he barks into the phone and then slams down the receiver.” Who was that?” asks Lena.” I have no idea, Lena, ” answers Ole. ”Somebody wanted to know if the coast is clear.”

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Joke #18793 posted in the category: Ole and Lena jokes.

Lena: ”Der is trouble vit da car, sveetheart. It has vater in da carburetor.” Ole: ”Vater in da carburetor? Dat is ridiculous.” Lena: ”Ole, I tell you da car has vater in the carburetor.” Ole: ”You don’t even know vat a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Ver is da car?” Lena: ”In da lake.”

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Joke #24583 posted in the category: Ole and Lena jokes.

Lena called the airlines information desk and inquired, ”How long does it take to fly from Minneapolis to Fargo? ”Just a minute,” said the busy clerk. ”Vell, said Lena, ”if it has to go dat fast, I tink Ill just take da bus.”

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Joke #75247 posted in the category: Ole and Lena jokes.

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