When God was creating the human race, he lined up all the males on one side and all the females opposite them.
Then God asked, ”Which of your species would like to urinate standing up?”
Well, the males went crazy, screaming and shouting that they wanted to pee standing up.
”Fine,” replied God. ”Then THEY get the multiple orgasms.”
A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes and then starts screaming with extasy and pleasure.
A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again, and again screams as if he had just had the best sexual intercourse of his life. The woman is about to go nuts.
A few more minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again, and again is fully aroused.
The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says, ”Three times you’ve sneezed, and three times you’ve acted as if youv’e had great sex! What the hell kind of degenerate are you?”
The man replies, ”I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma’am. I have a very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm.”
The woman, now feeling badly, says, ”Oh, I’m sorry. What are you taking for it?”
The man looks at her and says, ”Pepper.”
He said... I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said... You wear pants don’t you?
He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said... Well, you succeeded!
He said... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said... That’s a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said... Why don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said... I would but you’re never there.