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How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex?

He marks the camels that kick.

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Joke #1853 posted in the category: Osama Bin Laden jokes.

One day Osama bin laden and one of his followers were on a camel riding through a town.

When they got out of the town Osama Bin Laden got off the camel and lifted up the camels tail and looked at its arse.

The follower said what are you doing?

Osama replied ”A man in the town shouted look at those to arseholes on that camel”!!

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Joke #3007 posted in the category: Osama Bin Laden jokes.

Pope Benedict 16th, Osama Bin Laden, & Michael Jacskon Are On A Small Plane With 3 Boy Scouts And A Single Pilot.

a Huge Problem Occured When The Pilot Died Of A Sudden Heart Attack, And The Plane Spun Out Of Control. Even Worse, It Emerged That There Were Only 3 Parachuctes To Go Between 6 People. The Pope Spoke First. ”i Think We Should Give Them To The Boy Scouts”

bin Laden Said ”what! - No Way, Screw The Boy Scouts!” - Michael Jackson’s Face Lit Up Immediately - ”is There Time For That?.......”

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Joke #6694 posted in the category: Osama Bin Laden jokes.

Why doesn’t Osama Bin Laedn have sex with any of his 5 wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs, he see’s Bush!!!

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Joke #8043 posted in the category: Osama Bin Laden jokes.

British National Party Joke 7

Apparently, Osama Bin Laden has called off the latest strikes on Manchester....

He knows that any attacks on the dole queues will kill too many of his own.

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Joke #11061 posted in the category: Osama Bin Laden jokes.

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