An insect falls into a mug of beer...
Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out
American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Indian: Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.
Pakistani: Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for Military aid, takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.
A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, ”You foreigners Come in. Come into my humbleshop.” So the married couple walked in.
The Pakistani man said to them, ”I have some special sandals I think you’d be interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great desert camel.”
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man had claimed, but her husband felt he really didn’t need them, being the sex hero he was. The husband asked the man, ”how could sandals make you into a sex freak?”
The Pakistani man replied, ”Why don’t you try them on and see for yourself?” Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn’t seen in many years -- raw sexual power.
In a blink of an eye, the husband rushed the Pakistani man, threw him on the table and started tearing at the guy’s pants.
All the time the Pakistani man was screaming, ”YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!”
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
”Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Brit. ”They must be British.”
”Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. ”They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.”
”No clothes, no shelter,” the Russian points out, ”they have only an apple to eat, and they’re being told this is paradise. They are Russian.”
I was in pakistan last week for buisness, the deal i was trying to finish didn’t turn out like i hoped it would. We lost all our money and my wife left me. I was concidering suicide.
I decided to call a suicide help line to see what i should do, as soon as i told the lady from pakistan why i was calling she got really excited and asked if i knew how to drive a truck.