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Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton were watching the 6 o’clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. Lindsay turns to the Paris and says, ” I bet you $50 the man is going to jump.” Paris replies, ”Okay you’re on.” Sure enough, the man jumps, and Paris Hilton gives the Lindsay Lohan $50. Lindsay says, ”I can’t accept this money. I watched the 5 o’clock news and saw the man jump then.” ”No, you have to take it,” says Paris. ”I watched the 5 o’clock news too, but I didn’t think he would do it again.”

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Joke #29808 posted in the category: Paris Hilton jokes.

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were shopping when Paris suddenly realized she locked her keys in the car. So they went back and Paris got out her tweezers to try to pick the lock. She tried for a couple of minutes and then Nicole gave it a try. Hurry! Paris said. Its starting to rain. And the top is down!

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Joke #30665 posted in the category: Paris Hilton jokes.

1. Excuse me, but where is the Starbucks?

2. Is this pork chop and mashed potato stew diet?

3. Could you put those handcuffs on me again? It makes me feel like Im in my own bed.

4. Wow. This is so like totally not like Daddys hotel. Big frown!

5. Cant I have my dog here with me? He was driving drunk too!

6. Do you have anything else I can wear? This uniform makes me look so non-anorexic.

7. Wait! When I checked no about the conjugal visits, it was because I like TOTALLY thought it meant I had to meet with a grammar tutor.

8. Hey, why is there a bed in this disgusting little bathroom? And where is the rest of my cell?

9. Youll silence Sarah Silverman for how much again?

10. Yes, can you tell me where I book a pedicure and a Brazilian? And would you mind if I brought in my people for it? No offense, but I would never want a stranger to see me down there!

11. Wow, so youre like a criminal? Youre like the third one I met today!

12. Dear Mr. Diary. Im going to write three letters to the judge and see if that helps: WTF?

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Joke #30714 posted in the category: Paris Hilton jokes.

What’s the difference between Paris Hilton and a Thai Hooker? The Thai Hooker can at least take herself seriously....

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Joke #30715 posted in the category: Paris Hilton jokes.

Whats the difference between Paris Hilton and a bowling ball?

You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

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Joke #30716 posted in the category: Paris Hilton jokes.

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