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UNIQUE PARROT

A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique

gift for his wife. The store manager tells him he has just what he’s

looking for! A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols.

He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird. The man agrees

that Chet certainly is pretty, but he doesn’t seem to be much for singing.

The manager tells him to watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out

a lighter.

The manager then clicks the lighter and holds it under Chet’s left foot.

Immediately Chet starts singing; ”Silent Night, Holy Night.” The husband

is very impressed with Chet’s singing abilities and watches as the manager

moves the lighter underneath Chet’s right foot. Chet now starts to sing

”Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way.” The husband says Chet is perfect and

that he’ll take him.

The husband rushes home to his wife and insists upon giving her this

wonderful gift immediately. He presents Chet and starts to explain the

parrot’s special talent. Demonstrating, he holds a lighter under Chet’s

left foot and the bird sings ”Silent Night.” He then moves the lighter

under the right foot and Chet lets loose a round of ”Jingle Bells.” The

wife is absolutely impressed, and with a mischievous grin asks her husband

what happens if he holds the lighter between Chet’s legs instead.

Curious the husband moves the lighter between the bird’s legs, and the

bird begins to sing - - ”Chet’s Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire!”

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Joke #2714 posted in the category: Parrot jokes.

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

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Joke #2716 posted in the category: Parrot jokes.

My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word.

What’s that?

Ouch!

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Joke #2734 posted in the category: Parrot jokes.

What is a parrot’s favorite game?

Hide and Speak!

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Joke #2735 posted in the category: Parrot jokes.

Where do blind parrots go for treatment?

The Birds Eye counter!

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Joke #2736 posted in the category: Parrot jokes.

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