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why cant polar bears eat penguins?

because they cant get the wrappers off!

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Joke #2682 posted in the category: Penguin jokes.

There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the desert, his truck breaks down. After about 3 hours, he waves another truck down and offers the driver $500 to take these penguins to the state zoo for him.

The next day the original truck driver arrives in town and sees the new truck driver crossing the road with 500 penguins walking in single file behind him.

The original truck driver jumps out of his truck and asks, ”What’s going on? I gave you $500 to take these penguins to the zoo!”

The new truck driver responds, ”I did take them to the zoo. And I had enough money left over so now we’re going to see a movie.”

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Joke #5818 posted in the category: Penguin jokes.

Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?
A: Because they can’t fly to Florida like the rest of the old birds.

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Joke #5819 posted in the category: Penguin jokes.

A penguin walks into a bar and says to to the barman

”Have you seen my brother?” ...

and the barman replies ”No, what does he look like?”

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Joke #5820 posted in the category: Penguin jokes.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub.

First penguin says, ”Hey buddy, could you pass the soap?”

Second penguin replies, ”What do I look like, A RADIO?!”

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Joke #5821 posted in the category: Penguin jokes.

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