Cat Gets KilledA little boy is gone to school one day and while he is gone, his cat gets killed. His mother is very concerned about how he will take the news. Upon his arrival home, she explains the tragedy and tries to console the boy saying, ”But don’t worry, the cat is in heaven with God now.” The boy replied, ”What’s God gonna do with a dead cat?”-1+
Lose The CatA man hated his wife’s cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home. The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened. He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept on coming home before him. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there. Hours later, the man called his wife at home and asked her, ”Jen is the cat there?” ”Yes, why do you ask?” answered the wife. Frustrated the man said, ”Put that cat on the phone, I am lost and I need directions.”-3+
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always steal his act by saying things like, ”He has a card up his sleeve!” or ”He has a dove in his pocket.”
One day the ship sank and the magician and the parrot found themselves alone on a lifeboat. For a couple of days, they just sat there looking at each other. Finally, the parrot broke the silence and said, ”Okay, I give up. What did you do with the ship?
Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through
Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them
through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat’s milk was
used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were
grazing. ’These’ she explained, ’Are the older goats put out to pasture
when they no longer produce.’ She then asked, ’What do you do in
America with your old goats?’ A spry old gentleman answered, ’They send
us on bus tours!