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Two male flies are buzzing around looking for good-looking females. One spots a real cutie sitting on a pile of cow dung and dives down toward her.

”Pardon me,” he asks, turning on his best charm, ”... but is this stool taken?”

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Joke #868 posted in the category: Pick-Up Lines jokes.

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

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Joke #6458 posted in the category: Pick-Up Lines jokes.

A Newfie man goes out on the town, stops in at a bar. He spots a gorgeous looking blonde and trys to pick her up.

The blonde says ”sorry, I’m not that way inclined” and points to a gorgeous looking brunnette sitting across from her at the bar. The blonde goes on to tell the Newfie all the lovely sexual things she would like to do with the Brunette.

At this point the Newfie starts to cry and the blonde asks ”what’s wrong with you?” . The Newfie responds ”I think I just found out I’m a Lesbian too!”

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Joke #7117 posted in the category: Pick-Up Lines jokes.

A businesswoman is having a drink at a bar when a man approaches her.

”Hi, honey,” he says. ”Want a little company?”

”Why?” asks the woman. ”Do you have one to sell?”

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Joke #7118 posted in the category: Pick-Up Lines jokes.

Do you know what`d look good on you? Me.

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Joke #7150 posted in the category: Pick-Up Lines jokes.

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