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If an elephant is the-0+
symbol of the Republican
Party and a donkey is the symbol of the
Democratic Party, what is a
pig the symbol of?
Any party where there’s lots of food.
Joke #4430 posted in the category: Pig jokes.
What is a pigs favourite ballet?-0+
Joke #4664 posted in the category: Pig jokes.
What do you give a-0+
Joke #4704 posted in the category: Pig jokes.
Why did the pig go to the-0+
the slop machine!
Joke #4705 posted in the category: Pig jokes.
Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2, 025 pigs. Thinking that to be an error, the tech called the farmer directly.-7+
”Is it true Mr. (Smith) that you lost 2, 025 pigs?” she asked.
”Yeth.” lisped the farmer.
Being a Howard County girl herself, the tech entered: ”Subject lost 2 sows and 25 pigs.”
Joke #5899 posted in the category: Pig jokes.
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