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If an elephant is the

symbol of the Republican

Party and a donkey is the symbol of the

Democratic Party, what is a

pig the symbol of?

Any party where there’s lots of food.

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Joke #4430 posted in the category: Pig jokes.

What is a pigs favourite ballet?

Swine Lake!

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Joke #4664 posted in the category: Pig jokes.

What do you give a

sick pig?

Oinkment!

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Joke #4704 posted in the category: Pig jokes.

Why did the pig go to the

casino?

To play

the slop machine!

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Joke #4705 posted in the category: Pig jokes.

Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2, 025 pigs. Thinking that to be an error, the tech called the farmer directly.

”Is it true Mr. (Smith) that you lost 2, 025 pigs?” she asked.

”Yeth.” lisped the farmer.

Being a Howard County girl herself, the tech entered: ”Subject lost 2 sows and 25 pigs.”

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Joke #5899 posted in the category: Pig jokes.

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