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Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.

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Joke #133 posted in the category: Politically Incorrect jokes.

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.

The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the redhead replied, ’I’ll take that bet!’

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed.

The redhead said ’I can’t take this, you’re my friend.’

The blonde said ’No. A bet’s a bet’.

So the redhead said ’Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money’.

The blonde replied, ’Well, so did I, but I never thought he’d jump again!’

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Joke #146 posted in the category: Politically Incorrect jokes.

Q: what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?
A: Damn

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Joke #155 posted in the category: Politically Incorrect jokes.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

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Joke #1074 posted in the category: Politically Incorrect jokes.

Q. What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A. Anyone can roast beef.

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Joke #1085 posted in the category: Politically Incorrect jokes.

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