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Q: Why was Abraham Lincoln barn in a log cabin?
A: Because it was too cold to be born outside!

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Joke #29676 posted in the category: Presidents Day jokes.

Q: How did George Washington speak to his army?
A: In general terms!

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Joke #29838 posted in the category: Presidents Day jokes.

Q: What would you get if you crossed a gorilla with the sixteenth US president?
A: Ape Lincoln!

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Joke #34640 posted in the category: Presidents Day jokes.

Q: Why did Abe Lincoln grow a beard?
A: He wanted to look like that guy on the five-dollar bill.

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Joke #34641 posted in the category: Presidents Day jokes.

Q: What would you get if you crossed the sixteenth president with a famous slugger?
A: Babe Lincoln!

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Joke #34642 posted in the category: Presidents Day jokes.

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