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Q: Why was Abraham Lincoln barn in a log cabin?-0+
A: Because it was too cold to be born outside!
Q: How did George Washington speak to his army?-0+
A: In general terms!
Q: What would you get if you crossed a gorilla with the sixteenth US president?-0+
A: Ape Lincoln!
Q: Why did Abe Lincoln grow a beard?-0+
A: He wanted to look like that guy on the five-dollar bill.
Q: What would you get if you crossed the sixteenth president with a famous slugger?-0+
A: Babe Lincoln!
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