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What’s the most confusing day in Harlem?

Father’s Day.

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Joke #9772 posted in the category: Priceless jokes.

A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower.

Her husband is looking for a rake and can’t find it. He yells up to his wife, but she motions to him from the window like she can’t hear.

So he points to his eye, hits his knee, and then makes raking motions.

(”I need the rake.” )

She replies by pointing to her eye,

grabbing her left breast, slaps her butt, then rubs her crotch.

The man is confused and runs upstairs.

”What? What was that?”

”Eye, left tit, behind, the bush.”

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Joke #9871 posted in the category: Priceless jokes.

A Native Man Walks Into A Bar With A Bucket Of Shit, A Rifle And A Cat. Orders A Drink, Finishes It And Throws The Bucket In The Air And Shoots It And Then Bites The Cats Head Off, The Bartender Says, What The Hell You Doing Sir? The Man Says ”i Wanna Be Like White Man, Shoot Shit Eat Pussy!”

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Joke #10301 posted in the category: Priceless jokes.

A Scottish Guy Phones A Local Chinese Take Away And Asks

” Hello There Do You Deliver”

the Chinese Guy Replies!

” No Sur, We Doo Chricken, We Doo Pawrk, We Doo Beeef But We Not Doo Liver”

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Joke #20360 posted in the category: Priceless jokes.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,

Jack got high,

pulled down his fly,

and asked Jill if she wanna.

Jill said yes,

pulled up her dress,

and had a little fun.

but stupid Jill forgot the pill,

and now they have a son.

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Joke #31015 posted in the category: Priceless jokes.

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