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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute?
A: A two-ton pick-up.

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Joke #4508 posted in the category: Prostitute jokes.

This lady approaches a priest and tells him, ”Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”

”What do they say?” the priest asked.

”They only know how to say, ’Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?’ ”

”That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, ”But I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I have taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship.”

”Thank you,” said the lady.

The next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest’s house. The priest’s two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.

The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking parrots and the female parrots say, ”Hi, we are prostitutes! Do you want to have some fun?”

One male parrot looks over to the other male parrot and screams, ”Frank! Put the Bibles away--our prayers have been answered!”

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Joke #5672 posted in the category: Prostitute jokes.

Prostitute Parrots? A lady approaches her priest and tells him, ”Father, I havea problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they onlyknow how to say one thing.” ”What do they say?” the priest inquired. ”They only know how to say, ’Hi, we’re prostitutes. ’Wantto have some fun?’ ” ”That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, ”but I have asolution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots overto my house and I will put them with my two male talkingparrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying thatterrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praiseand worship.” ”Thank you!” the woman responded. The next day the woman brings her female parrots to thepriest’s house. His two male parrots are holding rosarybeads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her twofemale parrots in with the male parrots and the femaleparrots say, ”Hi, we’re prostitutes, want to have some fun?” One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot andexclaims, ”Put the beads away. Our prayers have beenanswered!”

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Joke #5759 posted in the category: Prostitute jokes.

A woman went to her priest with a problem. ”Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, ’Hi, we’re prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?’ ”

”That’s terrible!” exclaimed the priest. ”But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship.”

The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest’s house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, ”Hi, we’re prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?”

One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed ”Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!”

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Joke #5772 posted in the category: Prostitute jokes.

what did the male prostitute say to the women at the track meet? wanna go pole vaulting?

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Joke #7943 posted in the category: Prostitute jokes.

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