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Doctor, please do something with my wife, complains Billy to the psychiatrist. I don’t know what to do with her thirteen cats. They’re smell is unbearable.
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Joke #35 posted in the category: Psychiatrist jokes.

I think I’m a chickenPsychiatrist: What’s your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

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Joke #3327 posted in the category: Psychiatrist jokes.

How much did the psychiatrist charge to see an elephant?

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Joke #4306 posted in the category: Psychiatrist jokes.

Jerry went to a psychiatrist.

”Doc,” he said, ”I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it. I’m going crazy!”

”Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink. ”Come to me three times a week, and I’ll cure your fears.”

”How much do you charge?”

”A hundred dollars per visit.”

”I’ll sleep on it,” said Jerry.

Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. ”Why didn’t you ever come to see me again?” asked the psychiatrist.

”For a hundred bucks a visit? A bartender cured me for $10.”

”Is that so! How?”

”He told me to cut the legs off the bed! And nobody’s under there now!”

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Joke #8873 posted in the category: Psychiatrist jokes.

Just because you are paranoid doesn’t mean people aren’t out to get you!

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Joke #12584 posted in the category: Psychiatrist jokes.

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