Funny Jokes db

Funny jokes for every day

Psychic jokes


A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, ”You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you.” The frog said, ”That’s great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?”

”No,” said the psychic, ”Next semester in her biology class.”

A man walks in to a doctors office with a frog on his head. The doctor leaps up and says: ”Good grief, how on earth did you get that great ugly thing!”

The frog looks down and replies: ”I dun no Doc, it started out as a little wart on my bottom!”

-0+

Joke #886 posted in the category: Psychic jokes.

Frog on the psychic hotline

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, ”You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog says, ”This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?” , ”No,” says the psychic. ”Next term in her biology lesson.”

Frog parked illegally

What happened to the frog when he parked illegally

He got toad away.

Frog’s favourite drink

What’s a frog’s favourite drink?

Croaka-cola.

Man with frog on head

A man with a frog on his head walks into the doctor’s office. The doctor asks, ”What seems to be the problem?” And the Frog replies, ”Well doctor... it’s this thing that’s hanging from my bottom.”

-0+

Joke #888 posted in the category: Psychic jokes.

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic. A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, ”You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog says, ”This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?” ”No,” says the psychic. ”Next semester in her biology class.”

-0+

Joke #1090 posted in the category: Psychic jokes.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: ”You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.” he frog is thrilled, ”This is great! Will I meet her at a party?” ”No,” says his Advisor, ”in her biology class.”

-0+

Joke #4789 posted in the category: Psychic jokes.

Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none of this has ever happened before-George Carlin

-0+

Joke #27058 posted in the category: Psychic jokes.

Next page »
© Copyright 2017 funnydb.netfunny jokestop jokesbest jokes for everyone