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the dick said to the pussy can i park there

the pussy said sure but do it hard

the dick said i will

only if the mouth sucks me

if the licking starts at me said the pussy

the dick said i am 20inches long

the pussy said ok

the dick said lets get start

p. s. you might get relly horny

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Joke #11799 posted in the category: Pussy jokes.

A little boy comes home from school and asks his mother what a pussy is. The boy’s mother gets out a dictionary and shows him a picture of a cat. The boy then asks his mom what a bitch is. The mother turns the pages until she finds a picture of a dog.

When the boy’s father gets home from work, the boy asks him what a pussy is. His father gets out a Playboy, opens it up to the centerfold, and draws a circle around the Playmate’s pussy. The boy then asks his father to explain what a bitch is?

The father looks at his son and says, ”A bitch is everything outside the circle.”

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Joke #29225 posted in the category: Pussy jokes.

There were two prostitutes, one was very beautiful and the other was ugly. The beautiful prostitute used to make around $1, 000-$3, 000 a month but the ugly one made around $10, 000-$13, 000.

Confused to why the fuck the ugly one made more money than her, the beautiful prostitute went to the ugly one and asked her.

” Hey girl! How are you? Looks like you’re doing great, you bought a new car and an apartment, where did you get the money?” .

On this the ugly bitch replied. ” Actually I play games with my customer and so I earn a lot, maybe more than you. What I do with my customer is that when we have intercourse I put a small firecracker in my pussy and when it blows up, I start shouting oh you blew up my pussy you bastard, scared that this may put them in trouble my customers end up paying me $500-$800 to get away”.

Hearing this, the beautiful blonde prostitute went to the shop

to buy some firecrackers, but as the less power crackers were not available that day she bought a huge powerful firecracker and went to work.

While having intercourse she put the big bomb in her pussy and it went off with a huge bang. Then the prostitute started shouting as planned ” You blew up my pussy... You blew up my pussy”.

On this the customer replied,” You bitch, the hell with your pussy, where the fuck is my DICK ”.

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Joke #42729 posted in the category: Pussy jokes.

What’s the difference between a pussy and a cunt?

A pussy is warm soft and wonderful and a cunt’s the thing that owns it.

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Joke #47862 posted in the category: Pussy jokes.

THE PUSSY POEM

Category: Life

Pussy it is my goal, the only reason why i go to the mall.

Theres all kinds of it; red, black, white, asian, hispanic, so many it made me an addict.

So warm so delicate it.. s like a cat when you pet it, see am only guessing i never actually felt it, am describing what my head is saying.

Pussy is truly a priledge, it can make a gay man squimish.

Donn.. t you worry you.. ll get one soon i heard in china you can get free poon. So many sizes; big, tight, small it makes my little man tall.

Oh pussy wonn.. t you come to me, oh nevermind i.. ll stick to pornography. Cann.. t you see pussy you are just a luxury? like cars, chains, and diamonds, but forget all that am hung like a stallion.

Pussy all am saying is be a little bit more caring, donn.. t you think its time for a tearing?

So pussy when you see me one day forget protection my skeet will shoot you like ammunition.

p. s-

MOM AM SORRY I KNOW YOU CHECK MY MYSPACE EVERY SAT/SUN AND MONDAY... BUT I THINK WE BOTH KNOW WHAT I DO WHEN MY BEDROOM. /BABY SISTERS ROOM DOOR IS LOCKED AND SISTERS FALLEN ASLEEP.

i promise to go to church on sunday!!! , ‹333... hands are sticky.. bye!

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Joke #50873 posted in the category: Pussy jokes.

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