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Q. What do cows do for fun?
A. They go to MOO-vies!

Q. What are the two main political parties in Canada?
A. Moose and Squirrel

Q. What do you call a cow murder mystery?
A. moo-done-it.

Q. What do you call a chicken that crosses the road rolls in dirt and comes back?
A. dirty double crosser

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Joke #2 posted in the category: Questions jokes.

Q. What’s the difference between a regular toad and a horny toad?
A. One says, ”Rib-it, rib-it,” while the other says, ”Rub-it, rub-it.”

Q. What did the father buffalo say to the son buffalo when he left for school?
A. Bison!

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Joke #3 posted in the category: Questions jokes.

Q. What did one shark say to the other?
A. Airline food is sure bad these days.

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Joke #5 posted in the category: Questions jokes.

Q. Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch?
A. He found out it was a ’rough toad to hoe.’

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Joke #6 posted in the category: Questions jokes.

Q. What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods?
A. I’ll never do that for two bucks again.

Q. What do you get when you cross a centipede with a turkey?
A. Drumsticks for everybody!

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Joke #8 posted in the category: Questions jokes.

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