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Q. What do cows do for fun?-0+
A. They go to MOO-vies!
Q. What are the two main political parties in Canada?
A. Moose and Squirrel
Q. What do you call a cow murder mystery?
Q. What do you call a chicken that crosses the road rolls in dirt and comes back?
A. dirty double crosser
Q. What’s the difference between a regular toad and a horny toad?-6+
A. One says, ”Rib-it, rib-it,” while the other says, ”Rub-it, rub-it.”
Q. What did the father buffalo say to the son buffalo when he left for school?
Q. What did one shark say to the other?-4+
A. Airline food is sure bad these days.
Q. Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch?--1+
A. He found out it was a ’rough toad to hoe.’
Q. What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods?-0+
A. I’ll never do that for two bucks again.
Q. What do you get when you cross a centipede with a turkey?
A. Drumsticks for everybody!
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