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Q. What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?-0+
A. Anyone can roast beef.
Q. Where do you find a no legged dog?-0+
A. Right where you left him.
Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?-0+
A. Ugly sheep.
Q. Why did the koala fall out of the tree?-0+
A. Because it was dead.
Q. What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?-0+
A. The car salesman can probably drive!
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