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One day a bear was chasing a rabbit through the forest when they tripped over a genies lamp.

the genie comes out and says ”hold it, hold it, hold it. If you two will just quit chasing each other for three minutes I’ll give you both three wishes”.

So they say okay that sounds fair.

the genie says ”okay who’ll go first?”

the bear pushes the rabbit out of the way and says ”i’ll go first”

so the genie says ”okay”.

the bear goes ”i wish all the bears in the forest exept for me were girls”.

the genie snappes his fingers and says done.

the rabbit says ”I wish I had a crash helmet”.

the bear goes well thats a dumb wish.

but the rabbit says ”thats my wish”.

the genie snappes his fingers and says done.

the bear says ”I wish every bear in the world exept me were girls”.

the genie goes thats a big wish ”it’ll count as two wishes”.

the bear goes ”o-okay i’ll do it”.

the rabbit has two wishes left so the rabbit says ”i wish for a motor scooter”.

then he gets on the scooter puts on his crash helmet and as he’s driving away

he yells ”i wish the bear was gay”.

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Joke #2573 posted in the category: Rabbit jokes.

This bear and this rabbit were talking.

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Joke #2643 posted in the category: Rabbit jokes.

The bear asked the rabbit, ”Do you have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?”

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Joke #2644 posted in the category: Rabbit jokes.

So the bear picked up the rabbit and used it to wipe his butt.

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Joke #2646 posted in the category: Rabbit jokes.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.

The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, ”Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?”

The rabbit says, ”No, of course not!”

So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit!

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Joke #2660 posted in the category: Rabbit jokes.

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