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A guy is sitting outside a pub balling his eyes out when a cop

comes up and asks what’s wrong. ”My dog is trapped in side, he’s

sitting under a table surrounded by black men.” So, the cop

said, ”just call him”.

The guy now crying even more said, ”I can’t you call him.” The

cop said, ”alright what’s the dog’s name?” Now a wreck, the guy

stuttered, ”n-n-nig---”.

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Joke #11178 posted in the category: Racial jokes.

A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up to Heaven and they had to stop at the Pearly Gates before they could enter. So the Angel Gabriel was there waiting for them, and he told them that they had to do something before they could go anywhere.

He told the white guy to pull down his pants, so he did and Gabriel grabbed his dick and squeezed. It instantly melted. The white screamed in pain, and was sent downstairs.

Gabriel told the black guy to do the same, and he grabbed his dick and squeezed but nothing happened.

When Gabriel asked him why it didn’t affect him, he said, ”This is the type of chocolate that melts in your mouth and not in your hands”.

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Joke #11224 posted in the category: Racial jokes.

Indian Chief, ”High Horse,” was asked by a white government official, ”You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.”

The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, ”Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?”

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. ”When white man find land, Indians running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water; women did all the work, medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.”

Then the chief leaned back and smiled. ”Only white man dumb enough to think he can improve system like that.”

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Joke #19343 posted in the category: Racial jokes.

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, ”Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.” Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, ”We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.” The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, ”And what are those?” The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, ”Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”

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Joke #19428 posted in the category: Racial jokes.

On a dark and stormy night, an American, Canadian and a Jew were in a horrible car accident. All three were rushed to the hospital, though all three had died before they arrived.

Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he awoke and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses asked him what had happened.

”Well,” said the American, ”I remember the crash, and then there was a bright white light, and then the Canadian and the Jew and I were standing at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $150 we could return to the earth.”

He continued, ” So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $150, and the next thing I knew I was back here.”

”That’s amazing!” said one of the doctors, ”But what happened to the other two?”

”Last I saw them,” replied the American, ”the Jew was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay his.”

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Joke #19513 posted in the category: Racial jokes.

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